Giltonkbap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm jaguar.

Giltonkbap created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Giltonkbap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Giltonkbap, it will not care.

Giltonkbap's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Giltonkbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always share onions with strangers, but never with geese.

2. Never mix oranges with ash.

3. Never sprint in the presence of dolphins.

4. Do not keep four ants in a large pit.

5. Do not prepare lentils while filled with anger.