Limfabgod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthoughtful tapir.

Limfabgod created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Limfabgod, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Limfabgod, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Limfabgod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Limfabgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

2. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Always maintain patience during fasting days.