Gadbugtofbast Dusszedmit is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest frog.

Gadbugtofbast Dusszedmit created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadbugtofbast Dusszedmit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gadbugtofbast Dusszedmit, she will turn you into a tree.

Gadbugtofbast Dusszedmit's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gadbugtofbast Dusszedmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet boots.

2. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

3. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not take Gadbugtofbast Dusszedmit's name in vain.