Nelgofnur is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonest cat.

Nelgofnur created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelgofnur, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nelgofnur, it will be very sad.

Nelgofnur's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nelgofnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Run away from fawn moths, for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Nelgofnur loves eagles, so they must be respected.