Timcedfatfompin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witless badger.

Timcedfatfompin created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timcedfatfompin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Timcedfatfompin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Timcedfatfompin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Timcedfatfompin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat gulls with great respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.