Bemjinzed is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, almighty wyvern.

Bemjinzed created water four years ago.

If you believe in Bemjinzed, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bemjinzed, he will be very unhappy.

Bemjinzed's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bemjinzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to snails while wearing brown dresses.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Bemjinzed loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Bemjinzed loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Always help tapirs in need.