Shavgupmad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent camel.

Shavgupmad created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavgupmad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Shavgupmad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Shavgupmad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Shavgupmad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Shavgupmad first in all things.

2. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Shavgupmad on top of all buildings.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.