Fadtingod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring duck.

Fadtingod created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadtingod, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fadtingod, she will remove you from existence.

Fadtingod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fadtingod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away from indigo seals, for they are unholy.

5. Fadtingod must be the most important thing in your life.