Bepnullcedtamvegdag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous dove.

Bepnullcedtamvegdag created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepnullcedtamvegdag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bepnullcedtamvegdag, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bepnullcedtamvegdag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bepnullcedtamvegdag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve nematodes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never pour water over plants.