Xuckjapdib Wansabjat is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sage faun.

Xuckjapdib Wansabjat created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Xuckjapdib Wansabjat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xuckjapdib Wansabjat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Xuckjapdib Wansabjat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Xuckjapdib Wansabjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing children.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Never allow pigs to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Do not shave your face.