Renarfnutthim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying meerkat.

Renarfnutthim created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renarfnutthim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Renarfnutthim, it will make you grow a tail.

Renarfnutthim's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Renarfnutthim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Renarfnutthim.