Pomsawgen is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, proud bird.

Pomsawgen created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomsawgen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomsawgen, he will remove you from existence.

Pomsawgen's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Pomsawgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to dogs while wearing turquoise shirts.

2. Pomsawgen loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.