Tiglimved is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful gnu.

Tiglimved created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiglimved, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tiglimved, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tiglimved's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tiglimved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Never prepare cucumbers during spring.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tiglimved.

4. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

5. Always take life seriously.