Quimlabyog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, overgenerous horse.

Quimlabyog created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimlabyog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quimlabyog, it will turn you into a dog.

Quimlabyog's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Quimlabyog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near snakes while wearing white stockings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your neck.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.