Nanbuglid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, humorless whale.

Nanbuglid created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanbuglid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nanbuglid, he will turn you into a rock.

Nanbuglid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nanbuglid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nanbuglid.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not make images of living things.