Cednilgod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, humorless ant.

Cednilgod created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cednilgod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cednilgod, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cednilgod's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cednilgod's Holy Commandments

1. Cednilgod must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always wear magenta.