Bissmadrulwanfomomindudnib is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, two-faced wasp.

Bissmadrulwanfomomindudnib created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissmadrulwanfomomindudnib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bissmadrulwanfomomindudnib, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bissmadrulwanfomomindudnib's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bissmadrulwanfomomindudnib's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not prepare turnips while filled with joy.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.