Armgamdammonruttflapkom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful goblin.

Armgamdammonruttflapkom created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armgamdammonruttflapkom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Armgamdammonruttflapkom, it will think nothing of it.

Armgamdammonruttflapkom's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Armgamdammonruttflapkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Respect your elders.