Pidfubyik is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, selfish bat.

Pidfubyik created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidfubyik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pidfubyik, she will ignore you.

Pidfubyik's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pidfubyik's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

5. Never paint your hands red.