Zodfadloop is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast crab.

Zodfadloop created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodfadloop, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zodfadloop, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zodfadloop's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Zodfadloop's Holy Commandments

1. Zodfadloop loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Never feed lemons to dogs while wearing shorts.

3. Always wear red.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Do not stand on grass.