Rul Arf is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, vain elephant.

Rul Arf created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rul Arf, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rul Arf, it will manifest in front of you.

Rul Arf's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rul Arf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Rul Arf five times a day.

3. Rul Arf loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about comets.