Camflyok is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud cow.

Camflyok created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camflyok, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Camflyok, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Camflyok's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Camflyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Never mention rats.