Bodbafdap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, loving octopus.

Bodbafdap created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbafdap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bodbafdap, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bodbafdap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bodbafdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Bodbafdap loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

4. Always remove ear rings before touching silver.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.