Dubdimcap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, thoughtless snake.

Dubdimcap created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubdimcap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dubdimcap, it will turn you into a worm.

Dubdimcap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dubdimcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Always obey Dubdimcap's priests.

4. Dubdimcap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about dark energy near porpoises while wearing indigo shirts and balancing nine platinum spheres on your feet.