Binbinbag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, passionate frog.

Binbinbag created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Binbinbag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Binbinbag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Binbinbag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Binbinbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink hats.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never gather five snakes in one place.

5. Never point your back toward the north during prayer.