Wegmiptaf is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish penguin.

Wegmiptaf created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wegmiptaf, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wegmiptaf, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wegmiptaf's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wegmiptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.