Tettifatlag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring aardvark.

Tettifatlag created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettifatlag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tettifatlag, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tettifatlag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tettifatlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare peas during summer.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about stars.