Tonbopkad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, passionate warg.

Tonbopkad created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonbopkad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tonbopkad, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tonbopkad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tonbopkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never wear black boots.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not kill tapirs.