Pinbidgam is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, self-assured squid.

Pinbidgam created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbidgam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pinbidgam, he will turn you into a hamster.

Pinbidgam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Pinbidgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Do not hurt badgers.