Zog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, self-confident clam.

Zog created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zog, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zog's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never skip in the presence of turtles.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zog.