Zogtettihig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, charitable hyena.

Zogtettihig created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogtettihig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zogtettihig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Zogtettihig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Zogtettihig's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never pray while filled with fear.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. You must pray to Zogtettihig six times a day.