Mapbosscar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous dryad.

Mapbosscar created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapbosscar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mapbosscar, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mapbosscar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mapbosscar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.