Ominfosspan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, strong naga.

Ominfosspan created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Ominfosspan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ominfosspan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Ominfosspan's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Ominfosspan's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Retreat if seven monkeys approach from the south.