Febbafnelgovtipvonkleg is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying faun.

Febbafnelgovtipvonkleg created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febbafnelgovtipvonkleg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Febbafnelgovtipvonkleg, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Febbafnelgovtipvonkleg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Febbafnelgovtipvonkleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Worship no other gods but Febbafnelgovtipvonkleg.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Febbafnelgovtipvonkleg.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.