Vidtapwon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, quiet swan.

Vidtapwon created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Vidtapwon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vidtapwon, it will cry a lot.

Vidtapwon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vidtapwon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vidtapwon.

2. Always remove stockings before touching copper.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.