Ominvenken is a god.

It takes the form of a large, competent newt.

Ominvenken created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominvenken, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ominvenken, it will be very sad.

Ominvenken's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ominvenken's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about enzymes.