Daghugmap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless squid.

Daghugmap created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Daghugmap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Daghugmap, it will boil you in a big pot.

Daghugmap's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Daghugmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Daghugmap loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.