Bafgadhom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless swallow.

Bafgadhom created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafgadhom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafgadhom, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bafgadhom's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bafgadhom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never cross mountains at midday.