Haksablenwodgodvedhatnel is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unfair capybara.

Haksablenwodgodvedhatnel created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Haksablenwodgodvedhatnel, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Haksablenwodgodvedhatnel, he will have a low opinion of you.

Haksablenwodgodvedhatnel's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Haksablenwodgodvedhatnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near doves.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.