Bogfudvan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless newt.

Bogfudvan created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bogfudvan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bogfudvan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bogfudvan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bogfudvan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bogfudvan.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.