Tinwotpag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, loving warg.

Tinwotpag created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinwotpag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tinwotpag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tinwotpag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tinwotpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.