Pibcipsaghabsas Dadcabdob is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, competent spider.

Pibcipsaghabsas Dadcabdob created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pibcipsaghabsas Dadcabdob, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pibcipsaghabsas Dadcabdob, it will torture you forever.

Pibcipsaghabsas Dadcabdob's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pibcipsaghabsas Dadcabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Do not consume peas at dawn.

4. Do not turn your legs toward east.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.