Bambapwon Febdimdap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, dishonest manatee.

Bambapwon Febdimdap created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bambapwon Febdimdap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bambapwon Febdimdap, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bambapwon Febdimdap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bambapwon Febdimdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. You must love Bambapwon Febdimdap.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Always obey Bambapwon Febdimdap's priests.