Natgungidtafbod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive chinchilla.

Natgungidtafbod created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Natgungidtafbod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Natgungidtafbod, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Natgungidtafbod's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Natgungidtafbod's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Natgungidtafbod three times a day.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never feed beans to whales while wearing corsets.

5. Never wear black shoes on sacred days.