Monhassid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty dingo.

Monhassid created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monhassid, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Monhassid, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Monhassid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Monhassid's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near tortoises.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Monhassid.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.