Bogbogshav is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, clever horse.

Bogbogshav created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbogshav, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogbogshav, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bogbogshav's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bogbogshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never talk about optics near ants while wearing black trousers and balancing eight platinum spheres on your chest.

3. You must pray to Bogbogshav five times a day.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bogbogshav on top of all buildings.

5. Never sit in holy places.