Somgebyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witty dryad.

Somgebyatt created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somgebyatt, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Somgebyatt, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Somgebyatt's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Somgebyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.