Cemvegtad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, slow hyena.

Cemvegtad created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemvegtad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cemvegtad, it will not care at all.

Cemvegtad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cemvegtad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine ants approach from the south.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.