Nillamyar is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, prudent slug.

Nillamyar created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillamyar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nillamyar, she will refuse to believe in you.

Nillamyar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nillamyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.