Fompopbut Nartvigmap is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring wolf.

Fompopbut Nartvigmap created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fompopbut Nartvigmap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fompopbut Nartvigmap, it will not invite you to parties.

Fompopbut Nartvigmap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fompopbut Nartvigmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near pigs while wearing yellow trousers.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

5. Never sprint near rats.