Liggilmob is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic salamander.

Liggilmob created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liggilmob, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Liggilmob, she will ignore you.

Liggilmob's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Liggilmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Put Liggilmob first in all things.

3. Never feed carrots to monkeys while wearing black trousers.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.