Jopafrag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating unicorn.

Jopafrag created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Jopafrag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jopafrag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jopafrag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jopafrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not name children after porpoises.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never touch oil while unclean.