Lancenxin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic gnu.

Lancenxin created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lancenxin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lancenxin, it will strike you with lightening.

Lancenxin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Lancenxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.