Rigmipvab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish scorpion.

Rigmipvab created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigmipvab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rigmipvab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rigmipvab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rigmipvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. You must love Rigmipvab.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Do not chop down trees.