Farnmiglog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fussy crocodile.

Farnmiglog created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnmiglog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Farnmiglog, she will throw large rocks at you.

Farnmiglog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Farnmiglog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Farnmiglog on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

4. Never wear indigo stockings.

5. Worship no other gods but Farnmiglog.