Besttimhas is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humorless crow.

Besttimhas created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Besttimhas, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Besttimhas, it will destroy your favourite star.

Besttimhas' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Besttimhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Besttimhas.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.