Larg Davdinkar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, selfish sheep.

Larg Davdinkar created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larg Davdinkar, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larg Davdinkar, it will turn you into a tree.

Larg Davdinkar's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Larg Davdinkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Larg Davdinkar loves birds, so they must be respected.