Viggofcimdudsisjamfem is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective hydra.

Viggofcimdudsisjamfem created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Viggofcimdudsisjamfem, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Viggofcimdudsisjamfem, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Viggofcimdudsisjamfem's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Viggofcimdudsisjamfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not listen to music.