Quafdumwod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying newt.

Quafdumwod created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafdumwod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quafdumwod, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quafdumwod's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Quafdumwod's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Worship no other gods but Quafdumwod.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never wear cyan skirts.