Vedlipzan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, contented snake.

Vedlipzan created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedlipzan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vedlipzan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vedlipzan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Vedlipzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.