Dingebquagfutlappog Honhombatdap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent jaguar.

Dingebquagfutlappog Honhombatdap created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Dingebquagfutlappog Honhombatdap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dingebquagfutlappog Honhombatdap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dingebquagfutlappog Honhombatdap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dingebquagfutlappog Honhombatdap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Dingebquagfutlappog Honhombatdap loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dingebquagfutlappog Honhombatdap on top of all buildings.