Fentofquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, moody slug.

Fentofquaf created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fentofquaf, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fentofquaf, he will think nothing of it.

Fentofquaf's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fentofquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Always help ants.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.