Flowhadyam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish octopus.

Flowhadyam created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flowhadyam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flowhadyam, it will turn you into a sheep.

Flowhadyam's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Flowhadyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.