Cetlambaddagjabvegtamgun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust naga.

Cetlambaddagjabvegtamgun created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetlambaddagjabvegtamgun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cetlambaddagjabvegtamgun, he will turn you into a duck.

Cetlambaddagjabvegtamgun's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cetlambaddagjabvegtamgun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Cetlambaddagjabvegtamgun loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. You must never eat spinach.