Missafrul is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair gorilla.

Missafrul created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Missafrul, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Missafrul, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Missafrul's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Missafrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away if eight mice approach from the south.

3. Worship no other gods but Missafrul.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.